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Posted by Paragon Ajayi on Sunday, May 31, 2015

Jokes for Today

When you woke up in the morning, you have prayed, after prayer you heard a voice said ''MY SON/DAUTHER PICK UP THIS HYMN BOOK ðŸ‘‰ðŸ“–AND THIS MEGAPHONE ðŸ‘‰ðŸ“¢GO AND FIGHT BOKO HARAM, MY PRESENT ABIDE WITH YOU SO DON'T FEAR!!! Some sons and some daughters will say
 (1.)I reject you DEVIL in JESUS' NAME!. 
(2.) I rebuke you DEVIL in JESUS' NAME. 
(3.) God for bid!!! Bible says I shall not die but to live and proclaim the glory of God!
 (4.) This must be DEVIL voice oh! Devil you are a lair I reject you!!! 
(5.) God can never test me with this so DEVIL I cannot obey you because am not your SON/DAUGHTER!!!! 
(6.)Ok, God where is AK47, Bullets and Bullet Proof? 
(7.)God this is NIGERIA not isreal have you forgotten? 
(8.) Sometimes God self they do something very FUNNY!!!!! 

Time cannot permit me to say everything but to be sincere what would say!!! Reply by your comment!!!


JOKES OF THE DAY


Dame Patience Jonathan went out for drink with some of the Top Women after which the Waiter brings their bill:-

• Patience Jonathan. N10,400
• Ngozi Okonjo.......... N10,250
• Folasade Bent.........N10,450
• Turai Yar’adua..........N10,200
• Total.........................N41,300

Patience Jonathan says: I will pay for everyone else, but Total must pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, afterall she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria!

Who to blame?
(A) patience jonathan
(B) the waiter
     NOTE and HINT: ''Total'' is one of the well known seller of GAS, PETROL, OIL, DIESEL e.t.c
Reply by your comments stating the reason for your answer if you really understand English Language!
     NOTE: ''Total'' is a well known GAS, PETROL, OIL e.t.c. seller in Nigeria!!!
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