JOKES OF THE DAY

Dame Patience Jonathan went out for drink with some of the Top Women after which the Waiter brings their bill:-

• Patience Jonathan. N10,400
• Ngozi Okonjo.......... N10,250
• Folasade Bent.........N10,450
• Turai Yar’adua..........N10,200
• Total.........................N41,300

Patience Jonathan says: I will pay for everyone else, but Total must pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, afterall she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria!

Who to blame?
(A) patience jonathan
(B) the waiter
     NOTE and HINT: ''Total'' is one of the well known seller of GAS, PETROL, OIL, DIESEL e.t.c
Reply by your comments stating the reason for your answer if you really understand English Language!
     NOTE: ''Total'' is a well known GAS, PETROL, OIL e.t.c. seller in Nigeria!!!
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